My L.O.T.

I'm told that I do spend a lot of time staring...I like to think of it as my L.O.T. or "Life Observation Time" It sounds way more functional than staring, cause staring is rude. And I'm not.
I am an observer. A watcher of stuff. I like to know exactly what is happening, why it is happening, who it is happening to, and more importantly, what's in it for me.

I observe up close and personal...

I observe from afar...

I observe from below....

From a handy window....

...whatever you are doing...

...I will be watching...

I even watch through my eyelids...it's a Ninja trick Pippin showed me

I always keep my eye on the ball...no matter what

Yeah, I got my eye on you...