Bath Time

I don't know about other dogs, but bath time isn't too bad in our house. Well, not as bad as it used to be. I remember my first torture...I mean bath session, oh...I was surely gonna die...!!
Standing in the slippery bath, my whines echoing loudly, and my claws trying to grip the shiny surface below...what the...! And then I was soaked to my skin, scrubbed with something that smelled like a flower bed had vomited in the bottle, and thoroughly soaked to the skin again! Oh what had I done... mummy HATED me. And just when I thought the world was ending, out came the hair dryer. Oh, I know what it is now, but THEN...! It was some angry creature stuck in some appliance that wanted revenge on me, breathing fire...



But now? I leap into the bath all by myself.  And I LOVE the hair dryer. Just don't aim it at my ear drums cause that don't feel so good!

"Don't look! I'm bathing!"

Pocket Note: If you happen to have any allergies or weird itching goin' on and shampooing upsets it - try 1/4 C - 1C white vinegar (depending on pooch size) in the final rinse. Result? No more scratching and lovely soft hair. Oh, you smell like salt and vinegar chips - buts that's OK, smelling like food is entirely acceptable when you're a dog.